Reddit top comment: "It's got to be an old lady driving. She unknowingly leads 10 cops to her house and starts unloading groceries. She'll tell the cops it was a misunderstanding and she'll be free to go."
That confused, "I need your help" really does work.
A decade ago I was way out there beyond Erie, on the way back took a wrong turn, actually went the wrong way up a ramp, turned around (the wrong way) and became displaced to the side from the highway.
I'd make it home okay on my own eventually, BUT, I was also low on gas, also forgot my wallet, so no cash, no cc, and not even my license.
A cop was pulled to the side having lunch, or something.
I go cloppity clopping with my sticks back to his cruiser.
"I'm lost." Despondently and helpless.
It really does work. He didn't even ask for my license. Don't you think that would be standard m.o.? Being a total dope sometimes really does work. I guess it's just that unusual having a mature white guy admit that's he's lost.
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It's the Little Old Lady from Pasadena.
I thought Hillary hasn't driven in years...
The rest of the comments at REDDIT are fun too.
That confused, "I need your help" really does work.
A decade ago I was way out there beyond Erie, on the way back took a wrong turn, actually went the wrong way up a ramp, turned around (the wrong way) and became displaced to the side from the highway.
I'd make it home okay on my own eventually, BUT, I was also low on gas, also forgot my wallet, so no cash, no cc, and not even my license.
A cop was pulled to the side having lunch, or something.
I go cloppity clopping with my sticks back to his cruiser.
"I'm lost." Despondently and helpless.
It really does work. He didn't even ask for my license. Don't you think that would be standard m.o.? Being a total dope sometimes really does work. I guess it's just that unusual having a mature white guy admit that's he's lost.
And the young cop becomes hero.
By the way...
How is a self driving car going to be pulled over?
Let's say the car is not carrying any passengers.
Low speed chase. Just like OJ, all those years ago.
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