Monday, August 22, 2016

I was in the Hamptons yesterday.......


And I ran into Christie Brinkley. I told her that I had AllenS email and this was her reaction.

She got overheated and this gay dude had to cool her down.

7 comments:

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

You are a good friend Troop.

Methadras said...

Are all the photos of her now going to be with this psychotic look on her face?

AllenS said...

Now I won't be able to sleep tonight.

chickelit said...

Just do what she does, AllenS - have a stiff drink before falling asleep.

Trooper York said...

She said she doesn't need a stiff "drink" before she goes to sleep. Just sayn'

AllenS said...

She'd probably nag on you constantly when YOU were trying to relax with a stiff drink.

Doesn't matter though. After you consummate the marriage, and have those other sexual encounters in different positions, plus, the hidden videos, why care?

Amartel said...

Okay, so if one of you guys back east could sneak into a Hillary Hamptons fundraiser and get some good tape (a la Mitt 47%-well-it's-true Romney), that's your incentive right there. No need to propose. Jeez. If drunken Billy Joel can't be bothered to hang around that tells you something. These whores (I'm back to the politicians now) are forever coptoring in to Silicon Valley to fleece the rich rubes. The security around these soirees is cray-zee. I usually bike in Hillsborough but I was directed way around off my usual route one day thanks to Greedy Grifter in Chief, hobnobbing with the nerds. If I hear about any more in the area I'll try to infiltrate.