In the comments... Tom • 21 hours ago
"Roman candle battle on Western Ave. in Chicago. between 2 rival gangs." - FALSE Does anyone think 'rival gangs' would shoot (harmless) fireworks at each other?!?! "...But also ( as a local resident described ) between friends who all knew each other and grew up together." - TRUE We used to do this as kids. We were all friends. Dumb, I know, but, if we did it now, we would be two "gangs". Where has good journalism gone?
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I'm glad others didn't fall for it. I guess in a Trigger Warning world, roman candles can be scary.
Man, that really looks like fun.
Ok, so I was at an ATM a couple hours ago. A lexus SUV pulls up and this guy-who looks hot is just staring at me from the car. So of course, I stare back.
He cums into the ATM and he is to die for.-ripped abs/brown skin/arms were huge/waist was 30-I looked at the gucci label/armani exchange tight fitted t. He was probably 25-28 with smokin eyes. He asked me why I was staring at him and I said because he was staring at me.
Then he asked me what I liked to do. I said I like to work out...but I knew what he meant. I said I am open to anything and he asked if he could suck my hog. So I got into the Lexus and we were looking for a place to park-we parked behind a "mall". He asked me to take down my pants and he blew me-his wife was calling constantly. I asked him where he is from and he said Egypt-dreamy! One minute after I came in his mouth a security car came up and asked us what we were doing and my husband immediately produced some car inspection paperwork and we said were discussing the inspection. The security dude said cool.
He pulled his muzzie cock out and it had a nice curve to it.
He drove me back to the ATM and I ran home like Madonna in the Sex video-
A muzzie won the triple crown!
My friends always tell me I radiate sex-I guess they are right.
Someone pulls up to proposition me while I am at an ATM? I am curious to what Osama's thinking was when he did this? Does he do this often? He noticed me on the road and decided to stop and see if I would give him some hog. Oh, and he demanded that I hold his head down on the hog while I cum-that was stated before the sucking even began-I was like natch.
By the way it took us forever to find the right spot to do it.
That is a new one to put in my purse and my purse is full!
Titus, there's an inconsistency in your "story". Can you see it?
I am seriously walking with my head up tonight.
How many people have the experience to have another 20 something stop their car at an ATM because they want to do them!
Allah Akbar!
And, I feel bad for the Biden family-so sad.
The beastiality does not surprise me: more hog, more loaf, and when you're obsessed, one man's wall is another man's barn stool.
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