Thursday, March 18, 2021

Faster than a speeding bullet


"So Superman I would really like to get to know you better. You know. Find out about the man under the costume so to speak"
"I am afraid that is not possible Lois. I don't think you would want to anyway."
"Why not. You know I am really attracted to you."
"It won't work Lois. I only like older women. Plus you know what they say about me."
"More powerful than a locomotive/"
"No. Faster than a speeding bullet. Somehow I don't think you would like that. Now please excuse me while I go upstairs and put a bullet in my head."

1 comment:

ampersand said...

The good old days, when Herb Vigran and Ben Weldon were responsible for 90% of the crime in Metropolis and Lois and Jimmy were 97% of the victims.