My Uncle Herman was way ahead of his time. He was the first person I knew who did drugs. Who even liked to give himself a heart attack and have me give him an adrenaline shot to get his heart moving. Who organized orgies. What really surprised me was that he was sexually fluid.
You see he a detachable penis. He was made up of over 1000 separate parts. Sometimes he would take off his penis and put it in my bedside table. He would dress up like a girl and rub his mangina. When he felt like that we would have wild lesbian sex. It was incredible.
He would rub my kitty into a pulp. And that was not fiction.
I loved my Uncle Herman. Even when he was my Aunt.
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Would it be possible for you to save gems like these for a time when things are really dead or not moving at Lem's? That's when having over 1000 separate parts would really come in handy.
Or does the urge to rub get your heart moving and overwhelm you into leaving these glorious detachments on the table on the table in the hope someone will pick them up to either enjoy the friction or appreciate the fiction?
I thought things are really dead and not moving at Lem's.
I can't post the way I used to because my time management is different. So my posts have to come in bursts because I don't have the patience to schedule them.
I usually post three things or so at a time. One is a political post on current events. My views are sort of known so I don't want to over do it and post a bunch of political posts to hit everyone over the head. Then I look for an absurd item in the news to so the stupidity of humanity. Or a Youtube video that riffs off something we are talking about. The third post is usually another in my continuing series that I do because they amuse me.
I didn't post as much when Chip was shouldering the load and doing yeoman's work. I just want to keep this venue alive. I purposely try not to post when you or Sixty post as I don't want to move your work down the page.
But I gotta be me.
Thanks for coming back to the table to respond and clarify, TY.
So far, Lem's isn't dead yet. With a total of 602 visits showing up over the last ten posts, something's still stirring.
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