Thursday, November 8, 2018

69-year-old man self identifies as 45 years of age and wants his legal documents to reflect his reality

Emile Ratelband, a Dutch citizen claims his health-age is 20 years younger than his chronological age and life would be better for him and for government if he could have his documents altered.

What the heck, transgender people have their documents changed, so why can't he?

Local government refused so he's suing.

If he is 49 instead of 69 then I can buy a new house, drive a different car and can take up more work. Plus when he's on Tinder nobody responds to a 69-year-old but they do respond when he lies about being 49.

He said it would be good for government too because they won't have to pay his pension until he gets to that age again.

He could pull it off. For now.

2 comments:

ricpic said...

Who's he kidding, that photograph shows a man of, minimum, 55 years.

ampersand said...

This guy is doing it wrong. If you want compliments, change your age to 89 everyone will say you look terrific. If you want to bang young chicks, age don't matter, finances do. And the older the better, one foot in the grave, the best.