Peas and Carrots

Those are the names of two turkeys symbolically pardoned by Trump today in the annual White House joke event. The pardoned turkey and its backup turkey.

"I've never seen such a fine turkey"

Camera pans down to a scraggly-tailed turkey that looks like a tracing of a child's hand except this one is all white.  Oh man, I eat those wan albino red-eyed ghost-turkeys? Gimme a real turkey. A turkey that's tight. Imagine a species of large bird evolved by human selection for a specific American dinner. We should be seeking the turkey's pardon.

Trump uses the occasion to troll Democrats first. Per usual using every occasion available to antagonize his antagonists and that's why his supporters adore him. Doubt that? Here, read though comments Daily Caller.

Counter trolling comments fall along predictable lines.

Let's play a game. Predict counter trolling comments. Then read them to see how right you are. Everyone can play the "think like a Democrat" game. It's the easiest game in the world.

* Pardoning a white turkey, should be a colored one.
* Trump needs to pardon himself (from what needn't be specified).
* Turkey fears Trump will grab its pussy.
* The turkey won't be the last pardon Trump gives
* Which one is the turkey?

It's a stupid occasion so think of the stupidest counter tolling you can imagine and you'll likely see it on any of the ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN Fox etc. videos on YouTube. Connect the pardon to any Trump related news item past or present, Khashoggi, the caravan, North Korea, China, Russia, Mexico, border wall, immigration, mid term elections, Florida, California fires, orange, strange hair, Climate change, Kavanaugh, James Acosta, anything at all that media presented in typical contortion, and you'll have an average Democrat counter troll presented in comments. Very easy to do as if you are a computer game writer producing programed dialogue for non-player characters with no independent agency.