So this nasty twat goes into a bodega and sees a cat sleeping on a case of Bud. What does she do? Tries to make a Federal case out of it. She posted this on Yelp:
Diana D wrote
"I've ordered from SK before and the sandwiches are pretty good. Today, however, I decided to stop in and grab a sandwich. To my dismay- there was a cat, perched upon some cases of Budweiser in the middle of the store!! Besides being allergic to cats, I wonder what the health code say about this?"
Now I have had plenty of problems on Yelp. People think they can say anything they want to destroy your business. I was talking about it with Nino from the bakery yesterday. Some twat wrote a bad review because she felt she had to wait too long to get a box of cookies. He was freaking out . He was screaming that people like that are not his real customers. Which is true. It is always the assholes who try and destroy a small business.
This woman didn't know what hit her. She thought she could just spew and nobody would say anything which happens all the time. She had over 7,000 retweets of people smashing her for attacking the pussy. I guess if you attack the pussy you get destroyed.
Nelson who has the bodega next door and he has a cat that I hate. It hates me too. He is always trying to sneak into my store. I am always chasing him. I don't let anybody know about it though. I know better. That stupid cat is the most popular thing on Court St. Kids pet it. Hipster girls go gaga. They just don't get that it is a working cat. Sometimes Nelson locks it out of the store. Sometimes on freezing nights. He runs across the busy street all the time. Freaks out passing busybodies. I just laugh.
Sometimes you just have to keep your thoughts to yourself. Doesn't mean you can't be subtle and chase the smelly bastard into ongoing traffic with nobody being the wiser. You have to fly under the radar.