Wednesday, June 7, 2017

"DC bars to open early for Comey hearing watch parties"

Via RedditThe latest must-watch event — former FBI Director James Comey’s testimony before the Senate Intelligence Committee — has some D.C. bars opening their doors as early as 9 a.m. on Thursday, June 8, to host viewing parties complete with food and drinks.
As Comey faces questions regarding his discussions with President Donald Trump about the federal investigation into Russia’s election meddling, watch partygoers can “watch the drama unfold” while tucking into “FBI”-themed fare or nursing Covfefe cocktails.
Unless Comey covfefe's up a Texas National Guard/Dan Rather memo, people are going to be disappointed. Trump has led the media in the creation of a monster which Comey is goin to expose.

I'm going to be working. I got a call from a temp agency asking if I wanted to come in to work Thursday during daylight hours and I accepted. I'm probably not going to miss much.

9 comments:

Leland said...

I'm not saying a drink wouldn't be necessary to sit, watch, and have any hope of enjoyment. But I'm afraid I have something else to do.

windbag said...

It's the Nothingburger Special.

chickelit said...

I am reminded of "Fitzmas" which made it into the Urban Dictionary:

Fitzmas
"Fitzmas" is the atmosphere of excitement and anticipation preceding the conclusion of Patrick Fitzgerald's grand jury investigation into the Bush regime's treason and perjury.
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edutcher said...

Al Capone's vault.

chickelit said...

Al Capone's vault

Or Donald Trump's Tax Return, and exclusive hosted by America's top-rated cable news show.

chickelit said...

Krauthammer was actually pretty funny the other night. He predicted that Thursday will be a lot of nothing. Bret Baier "thanked" him for plugging FOX's coverage of the same.

ampersand said...

Black Russians for everyone.

chickelit said...

White Russians matter too. Just ask The Dude.

Some Seppo said...

Karl Rove still awaiting the Frog March.