Tony Roma's

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Oh man, I'm having that déjà vu thing happening again really hard. And the feeling is dreadful. Like a warning. As if the first time this happened it turned out to be a contentious unhappy post. Bummer! But this is the first time. Those déjà vu things aren't real.

The Canadians are talking about Ruth Ginsburg and some of them are not very nice. The piece was about young people offering to donate their ribs.

Bless.

They actually would.

A commenter says, "The first time someone donated a rib things went downhill quickly."

Then another commenter adds, "And then God invented Tony Roma's and everything was good again."

What's Tony Roma's?

Turns out there's a Tony Roma's restaurant 1 mile from here.

Lies! It's farther than that. But still close.

Mixed reviews. Either 5 stars or 1 star.

Here's the thing about spell check. You have to check to make sure it corrects you correctly. I downloaded the new Mac OS Mojave and since then spell check is suggesting "their, there, they're" incorrectly. It checks then/than incorrectly. Your/You're, its/it's, lose/loose, and a few more of the common ones that I can't think of right now. In fact, it's happening so often that I think it is checking them not because I used them incorrectly but simply because I used them.

Here's a negative review for Tony Roma's in Denver.

I ordered food for delivery through this app (yelp/grabhub) was charged. I called the restraint to confirm my order was placed, it was confirmed. I never revived my order and when I drove down to the restaurant they were closed... if I could give negotiable stars I would.

Ha ha ha ha. Grabhub, restraint, revived, negotiable, no wonder the order was messed up.

You think that's bad. I placed an order on my space ship using an app routed through Mars, the closest planet to Earth, as you know when both planets are on the same side of the sun, but otherwise the order is routed through Venus which has an eccentric orbit and sometimes that one is closer. The order was for pickup and when I got there they told me the order was already fulfilled on the moon. It's sitting there under a heat lamp waiting. So I had to dash all the way out there and get it. And just try getting a parking space in the Tycho crater. Gawl! If I could rate Tony Roma's minus a million stars I would. They really messed up my order.

The good reviews are air-headed written by people easy to please.

I also appreciated that our food came quickly and we weren't late to our movie! 

While the bad reviews are detailed thoughtfully.

Several people complain about the bread and about the butter. And that does it!

If they cannot give bread the attention it deserves then just uck'emfay. The photos look depressing.

And you know what that proves?

It proves Canadian political commenters have poorly developed opinions about restaurants.