Friday, July 26, 2013

The Classic Ambiguity

I took a grammar class in college (and aced it, natch) so I thought I'd share from my textbook. Pg 200…

"The absolute phrase (also known as the "nominative absolute") is a structure independent from the main sentence;(...) The absolute phrase introduces an idea related to the sentence as a whole, not to any one of it's parts:"

It goes on with examples... I'll skip those.

"Absolute phrases are of two kinds - with different purposes and different effects. (...) ...the first kind: the absolute that explains a cause or condition. (...) the absolute phrase could be rewritten as a "because, "when" or "since" clause:"

 The other type... "The absolute construction, on the other hand, leaves open the possibility for other reasons...." etc.,

"Perhaps the most famous absolute phrase is the one found in the Second Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. And, as we know, it is open to more than one interpretation:"

Ah hah! She had a point to this grammar nonsense, you say.




So is the absolute phrase (or "nominative absolute") in the 2nd Am. a phrase that "explains a cause or condition" or is it an "absolute construction?" And what does it mean if it's one or the other?

If it is an absolute construction then "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free state," leaves open the possibility of other reasons for the rest of it. The militia is just one possible reason for the right to bear arms.

But if it's an absolute phrase that explains a cause or condition? What then?

Recall that in that case it can be rewritten as a "because", "when" or "since" clause.

“Because” a well regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state... or “Since” a well regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state... Which means, of course, that the right to keep and bear arms is *in service to* the necessity of a militia to maintain a free state.

STOP! I just know a bunch of you are getting ready to jump down my throat just now. Stop. Look at what I wrote and read the words. The anti-gunners who use this supposed ambiguity to claim that without a militia there is no right to bear arms are completely wrong. Because this clause as a statement isn't ambiguous at all: A well regulated militia is necessary to the security of a free state. Period. Full stop.

The ambiguity that the gun grabbers depend upon isn’t there since there is no ambiguity in the necessity of a militia, even if it’s the only reason that the right of the people to bear arms can’t be infringed.

But, you say… what if the “cause or condition” is a “when” or even a “while?”

The test phrase "When" a well-regulated militia is necessary to a free state... is invalid because the statement is not something that would normally be a transient condition. (As an example: In the sentence “The day being rainy and foul, we took our picnic indoors.” “The day is rainy and foul.” is a transient condition.)

It’s ridiculous to think that our founders put something in the Constitution that they considered a transient condition or mere temporary concern.

If there is any ambiguity in the 2nd Amendment it's over whether or not the "militia" can be required by law to own and train with weapons or if owning a firearm and training with it is optional.

17 comments:

Revenant said...

Nicely put!

Chip Ahoy said...

I have not heard of this English grammar convention. Let me see if I have this straight.

Its uni-task fixed form restricting free expression, the bakers nonetheless re-imagined it anyway.

Nominative absolute: Its uni-task fixed form restricting free expression

With verb added: Its uni-task fixed form was restricting free expression

Mumpsimus said...

Nice. Imagine what you could do with the Future Passive Participle.

Synova said...

Chip...

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Er...

Synova said...

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I'm still laughing.

Against my will.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Because we need a Safire at Lem's Place, we have Synova!

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bagoh20 said...

I want the examples. I paid for the examples. You have some nads coming here without the examples. That crap might suffice in middle school, but this is big time baby.

Anonymous said...

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

It would have been helpful to quote the Second Amendment in this article. I don't have it tattooed in my brain. I couldn't understand this article last night and thought it was the lateness of the hour.

This grammar site explains absoluates phrases:

They are always treated as parenthetical elements and are set off from the rest of the sentence with a comma or a pair of commas (sometimes by a dash or pair of dashes).

On that basis one could rewrite 2A as "Blah, blah, blah -- the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I wish that the Founders had not used an absolute phrase in this spot but that aside, I believe that's your argument and I agree.

Sharc said...

It turns out examples are utterly useless, which must be why Synova does not include any. This is a totally made-up grammatical form. There is no absolute tense, or I would surely understand it.

Sharc said...

Hmm. There being no absolute tense, I shall not understand it.

Trooper York said...

Paula Deen just posted on her blog that she thinks the thirteen amendment is worded ambiguously.

Section 1. Neither slavery nor involuntary servitude, except as a punishment for crime whereof the party shall have been duly convicted, shall exist within the United States, or any place subject to their jurisdiction.pa

So Paula figures she can get some criminals to have as slaves because that would be punishment for a crime. I mean it won't be hard labor. Just a little singing and tap dancing and serving at table.

Once you start reinterpreting the Constitution you never know where it is gonna end.



rhhardin said...

Facile factu, easy to do.

Ablative absolute.

Synova said...

It's not absolute tense... it's an absolute clause or nominative absolute.

Or maybe you were joking and I didn't get it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_absolute

Anonymous said...

What's that last comma between "Arms" and "shall" about?

Is it a cue for a speaker to pause? Or a cue for the reader not to link "Arms" and "shall" but go back to "the right"?

If it's delimiting the phrase, "of the people to bear Arms," shouldn't there be a comma after "right"?

Or is 18th century English?

Commas are nasty.

Synova said...

LOL! I just linked this to many thousands of people and I read through and notice a typo! Brilliant.

Read the words... not worlds...

At least I didn't miss the "l" in "public" again. Actually... I guess we now know where that "l" ended up!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

This post knocked it out of the ball park...

The Classic Ambiguity
Jul 26, 2013, 16 comments, Page views 6545

Thank you Synova