"It wasn't a lie, it was ineptitude with insufficient cover." Don Draper
I've said 3 of them and I'm here to tell the tale.More to the point, she used to use the old, "Stick a broom up my ass and I'll sweep the floor", if I dared ask her do something, especially when she wasn't doing anything at all. So I resolved to end that little tradition and, next time she said it, I reached for the broom and offered it to her.Apparently, I was the first to offer this rejoinder and I haven't heard it since. And, yes, I still have all my parts in good working order.
This is why I've never been married. It's just too hard. "A man's got to know his limitations".
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