Friday, June 11, 2021

WKRLEM: Things ed can not say to the blonde.

Not if he knows what's good for him.


edutcher said...

I've said 3 of them and I'm here to tell the tale.

More to the point, she used to use the old, "Stick a broom up my ass and I'll sweep the floor", if I dared ask her do something, especially when she wasn't doing anything at all. So I resolved to end that little tradition and, next time she said it, I reached for the broom and offered it to her.

Apparently, I was the first to offer this rejoinder and I haven't heard it since. And, yes, I still have all my parts in good working order.

bagoh20 said...

This is why I've never been married. It's just too hard. "A man's got to know his limitations".