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Ace Ventura : Pet Detective
"If I'm not back in 5 minutes.... Just wait longer"
Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Hot Fuzz: "The Greater Good"
I like quoting Airplane! a lot.
Mom: "Is there anyone in the lane next to me?"
Me: "We have clearance, Clarence."
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The Untouchables.
The Gospel According To Jimmy is classic.
And how you take on the Lefties.
You wanna know how to get Capone? They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
He sends one of yours to the morgue, you send one of his to Huffington Post. He sends one of yours to Huffington post and you send one of his to Moveon.org. He sends one of yours Moveon.org then you send one of his to listen to one of Obama's speeches all the way through. He sends one of yours to listen to one of Obama's speeches and you send one of his to cover the Republican debates. He sends one of yours to the Republican debates and you send one of his to the Democrat convention. He se ))) bang (((
Deep Throat
"Mmmmm, ahhhh, oooooh, yeaaaaaahhhhhhhh."
The Princess Bride.
Miracle Max looks over the dead Westley and says... "I've seen worse."
Unforgiven
"It's a hell of a thing, killing a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have."
We say that all the time at our house when swatting flies. I got one of those electric fly swatters. Immense satisfaction.
One we use here a lot in Compton is from Blazing Saddles (1974):
"Hey, where da white women at?"
There are some other great ones from Blazing Saddles that a white man just can't allow to be attached to him in any way now days for fear of being hunted down and ruined. It's a brave new world, and much of that movie's dialog is considered a felony now days.
A safer one:
Hedley Lamarr: "My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives."
Taggart: "God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore."
Caddyshack
It's a mirac (and the rest of the Cinderella story)
You'll get nothing and like it!
Be the ball
Au revoir, gopher
Yes, yes, winter rules
Spalding, get your foot off the boat
Can you make a shoe smell?
Ahoy, polloi
Godfathers
"Senator? You can have my answer now, if you like. My final offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally."
"Leave the gun. Take the cannoli."
"Luca Brazi sleeps with the fishes."
"I don't have to wipe everyone out just my enemies."
"I make him an offer he don't refuse."
"I'm smart, not like everybody says, like dumb. I'm smart and I got passed over!"
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
"Spicoli, that light was red!" "It was green a minute ago, I'm sure."
"Mr. Hand, will I pass this class? Gee, Mr Spicoli, I don't know."
"All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine."
Mike Damone's five point plan speech and "the attitude" speech
"He's the full on red-hot orator"
I never get tired of quoting this to my kids.
"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." And, "I'm shocked to learn there is gambling going on in this establishment."
Monty Python's The Holy Grail. I don't need to repeat any of it.
Women never seem to quote movies, and don't find it hilarious.
That's why they are the angrier sex.
Yes! The Holy Grail. Anything Dennis the Peasant says in that. Plus, the Brave Sir Robin song.
1-I fart in your general direction [in a French accent].
2-What's your favorite color? Blue ..no Red...aaaahhhhh!
-"What we got here is failure to communicate".
Used to use this at work once and while. Now, with so many young people, no one gets it. In fact, its so much like typical 21st Century Bus-speak its a serious statement.
True Grit (Coen Bros. version)
After a bad day at the range: "That Chinamen is running them cheap shells on me again."
In general: "This ain't no coon hunt!"
I'll be back
Hasta la vista, Baby
Say hello to my little friend
I ain't go time to bleed.
Butcha ah, Blanch, ya'ah in a whhhhhheeeeel chai-ya. *push*
Man, that irony sure can be ironic sometimes.
And stop calling me Shirley.
That word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
It's not dead, it's pining for the fiords.
An offer easily refused.
Did you think I'd be too stupid to know what eugoogly is?
Enough is enough. I've had it with these motherfucking mosquitos on your motherfucking porch.
Who do I have to fuck to get a drink around here?
Run, Forest, run!
Frankly, my dear, I don't give a stamp.
Here's another fine kettle of fish you've gotten us into.
I could'a had class. *broken* I could'a been a contender *pleading* I could'a been somebody.
I vunt 2 b a-lone
Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
May the farce be with you
A man's got to know his limitations.
Inconceivable!
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