Sunday, August 23, 2015

Plane Breakup*


*UPDATE - #PlaneBreakup was Not real.

11 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Comments range from "that's the single worst place to do that"...

to

"he's either brave or. who's breaks up with a girl knowing he can't remove himself from room when it's over?"

The plane does kinda look like it's descending.

ampersand said...

Great! Now one's life is open to broadcast to any $h!tbag with a camera and a twitter account. Looking forward to a future of twittercides.

XRay said...

Who knows, without a lot of background, why he thought that was the right time. He could be a coward, also could be very smart. Though "Twittercides" might be first use...

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I hope the cockpit door is locked.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It could be a hoax too. What better way to punk a "$h!tbag with a camera and a twitter account"?

#Planebreakup is trending. Wait, that's not right. They are on a plane how could it be tren-ding?

What Am i missing?.. don't answer that!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Maybe his name is on the Ashley Madison hack list and he figure better breakup before she finds out.

ampersand said...

Maybe his name is on the Ashley Madison hack list and he figure better breakup before she finds out.

Maybe he found out hers is.

ampersand said...

Maybe he found out she just joined the mile high club. Without him.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Maybe he found out hers is.

Oh!

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Not real...

We where had.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

So funny because my brother's plane is delayed in Dallas, because they couldn't close the luggage cargo door.

So i sent him a link to the breakup tweet. Brighten his evening a little bit.