Wednesday, August 19, 2015

Joan or Betty?

"What am I doing here Joan?"
"We are part of a contest Betty. Sort of a poll. Who do the perverts who post here like best. The icy blond or the luscious red head."
"What kind of contest is that?"
"I don't know but it is better than this election bullshit. Plus it is no contest. Who would pick you?"
"Shut up bitch or I will snatch that fake hair off of your fat head."
"Yeah right. I would love to see that!"

11 comments:

Trooper York said...

Me too!

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

The ginger is hot, but her lips look big and plastic.

The blonde looks a little frigid. Try to get her in a stareing contest.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

staring.

Trooper York said...

Didn't you ever watch Mad Men April?

Joan is way hot. Betty is way cold.

But hey some people like the Icy blond types.

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I miss almost everything, unless it's on PBS. No cable!

Trooper York said...

You need to get Netflicks. You can live stream it on your computer or Iphone. It goes for less then $10 a month. Good stuff.

edutcher said...

If you have to ask, you've spent too much time in the Castro.

AprilApple said...

I miss almost everything, unless it's on PBS. No cable!

But you watch Pubic Broadcasting?

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

Amazing, huh? not much - just the Create channel and downton abbey type stuff.
Nova is fantastic, Nature, and some of the non-leftist frontlines (so - some)

Methadras said...

Joan, joan, oh dear god joan. This is not a contest on any level. Joan is the fucking winner.

NorthOfTheOneOhOne said...

Joan definitely. And not just because I hear "boom-ba-ba-boom-ba-ba-boom" in my head when she walks across the screen.

It's mostly because I'm convinced that Betty is clinically insane.

Mitch H. said...

Joan, sadly. To be honest, she started out as a raging stereotype, while Betty was interesting, had an arc, had internality, etc. But the writers hated her, hated homemakers something fierce, and Joan was working woman, so damnit, she had the writers on board. Betty's arc turned into a tobaggan ride to hell, while Joan got all the fun beats. I still haven't watched the last season, the DVDs are sitting on my to-watch shelf, but not really into watching TV these days.