Bad ideas......

"I don't know. John seems really into this Sacajawea bird. I think we might have to break it up. It is bad for the band. What do you think Paul?"
"Not to worry, I can introduce him to my next door neighbor. She is a little slip of a Japanese girl. Name of Moko or Loko or something like that. That should be the ticket. Those Japanese are always so quiet and modest"
"Sounds like a good idea mate."