Sunday, February 8, 2015

"Mass escape from Brazilian prison after women seduce guards"

"Police found three wardens naked and handcuffed inside the Nova Mutum public jail, near Cuiaba, central Brazil, the morning after the mass break-out."
The women reportedly drugged the prison guards by giving them spiked whisky after convincing them to take part in an orgy, according to investigators.
 

"Whoever wanted to escape left by the front door.

"From the moment they drank the whisky the agents don't remember a thing. One was found dizzy, trying to wake up. Another slept for the whole afternoon and couldn't even be questioned."
Genesis 3:12

6 comments:

bagoh20 said...

But not a single hair of evidence was left behind to identify the culprits.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

It was touch and go...

Synova said...

I saw that and laughed so hard. Sometimes clean living is it's own reward. You have very little chance of ending up in prison and very little chance of being drugged and cuffed by criminals that you're supposed to be guarding instead of having sex with.

Titus said...

that's hot.

We have three feet of snow on the ground and we will be receiving another two feet tonight and tomorrow. There are huge snow mountains everywhere! Let's sled.

Our fab red brick cobblestone sidewalks are treacherous but the blizzard fashions are fierce! You have grossie concrete sidewalks in your towns, right?

Think $1000 Canada Goose jackies, LL Bean Boots that go up to the knee-yes you heard that right dolls-the knees, with tights and yoga pants tucked in for the gals and DSquared jeans for the mens-tucked in too.

Organic candles are flying off the shelves at my local Whole Foods.

There is a little bit of ISIS/Terrorist sheik or chic to these looks too-like only seeing mouth and eyes=very exotic and hot!

Titus said...

Here come the cops down the narrow street blaring move your car!

Now the parking tickets nazis giving tickets-$200.00.

And now the towing companies-the tow costs $250.00 and everyday in the lot another $150.00-the po bastards are fucked. You have to pay cash too.

I just counted 25 tow trucks!

tits.

Trooper York said...

Finally Lem's intensive study of women's prison movies pays off with a blog post!

Congratulations buddy!