Things that aren’t sexism…
1. Saying “I’m not impressed by your bull sh*t”
2. Failure to keep one's self from noticing that you are female.
3. Treating a girl like one of the guys.
4. The word “pussy.”
5. The word “hysterical.”
6. Treating a woman like a lady.
7. The word “lady”.
8. Ridiculous fantasy armor with operatic metal boob cones.
9. A failure to suppress normal biological responses.
10. And…. not being impressed by your bull sh*t.
9 comments:
Nicely put.
It's sexism to think women can't do math.
It's not sexism to think that women won't enjoy math.
That's all cryptic to me.
Who the hell is Julie?
And I'm going to guess that there are maybe more than 10 things out there that are not sexism.
Nope - that's it. Everything else IS sexism.
I get confused about who I am, Eric. I'm sorry that I let that confusion escape. :)
#1 and #10 cover "everything else."
I get confused about who I am, Eric. I'm sorry that I let that confusion escape. :)
Funny. It was just this morning that I finally figured out what it is I want to do with my life. What I need to do to stop living this empty existence and give my life meaning.
I'm going back to school so I'm qualified to get a job working as one of those cognitive therapists who work at the nursing homes implanting memories into Alzheimers patients.
I will convince every single person that he or she was the person who invented The Brady Bunch and that they wrote the theme song in its entirety, lyrics and accompaniment.
History will remember me as a great humanitarian and a visionary.
You're in.
Oh, heck, April.
If you say, "Hillary is a lady," you're a sexist.
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