Friday, October 17, 2014

"The more rivals the longer the penis"


"True Facts About The Duck"

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mightier than a halberd, the pen is of a mallard.

Rabel said...

Fuckity fucking fuck!!!!

I'm one of those people who finds filing income taxes highly stressful. Don't know why, I'm pretty cool nowadays with most situations, but anyway...

Two days ago I reported here that I had just e-filed after getting the 6 month extension with 4 hours to spare on an unusually complicated (for me) tax year.

Well, yesterday I checked my email for confirmation and...REJECTED!!! State and Federal.

Something to do with the requested payment date on the credit card payment. I didn't understand, so I re-e-filed.

I checked email again today and...REJECTED!!! again. Fuck.

Looking through Turbo Tax FAQ, there is a software bug which is screwing up the dates for credit card payments and I need to mail it in.

TT is blaming it on the IRS. They must miss Lois awfully bad because per the many angry responses to the FAQ's - THEY HAD THE SAME PROBLEM IN APRIL. Fuckers.

So I printed out a bunch of crap and wrote a check without really checking to see if I had all the right stuff and mailed it in. I'll probably get a personal visit from that freaky-ass dude who's the IRS commish. Fuckers.

I need a drank.

Rabel said...

Oh Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!!

The credit card payment that I made on the 15th for the tax return that was rejected is on my credit card bill.

Rabel said...

But still, to return to Lem's topic, my penis is very long. So I've got that going for me.

bagoh20 said...

If you listen to the missing minutes of the watergate tapes, all you hear is someone yelling "Duck Dick!"

john said...

Like I've always said ... If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, and has a 9-inch penis, it's a duck.

Or me waddling around going quack.

Unknown said...

Rabel - So the IRS now has a double payment from you? I'm sure you can trust the IRS to sort it all out. *ducks*

(get it - *ducks*)

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Good luck with the IRS Rabel.

Dad Bones said...

Somebody should make a duck corkscrew if it's never been done. But then who would be able to appreciate it except those of us who now know something about duck dicks.