Thursday, April 6, 2017

"Woman walking around naked claims she’s a mermaid"

Via Instapundit:  A woman with webbed toes identified herself as a mermaid named Joanna after she was found mostly naked and walking along a dark road in the middle of the night in Fresno County.

The young brunette was wearing only a black sports bra and had wet hair when cops found her near Millterton Road and Brighton Crest Drive in Friant around 3:15 a.m. Tuesday, the Fresno Bee reported.

“She was wet. She said she had been in the lake, said she needed help and needed to be taken to the hospital,” Fresno Police Lt. Mark Hudson told YourCentralValley.com. “We did go through records after fingerprinting her and we still did not come up with her identity.”

The mystery woman is 5-foot-4 and weighs 150 pounds. She has webbed toes on both feet. Officials said she could be between 16 and 30 years old and either white or Hispanic.

Link to Instapundit, who comments... "WELL, IF SHE IDENTIFIES AS A MERMAID, ONLY A BIGOT WOULD ARGUE WITH HER"

6 comments:

Amartel said...

5'4", 150 lbs., with webbed feet.
Sploosh.

edutcher said...

She's a white Hispanic.

And we all know what that means.

ampersand said...

If you throw her back into the ocean you get three wishes.

john said...

How far into the ocean will Trump need to run that wall to keep the likes of her out?

edutcher said...

You got something against naked women with webbed toes?

Christy said...

I have webbed toes, I'm a mermaid, but I don't go naked. Didn't realize there was anything odd about my feet until my sister announced that her newborn didn't inherit Daddy's webbed feet. I immediately took off my shoes and she pointed out my webbing. Seriously, forty years old before I learned I was deformed.