Wednesday, October 7, 2015

WLEM AM






Thank you, Lem.

7 comments:

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Welcome back Dev everybody.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Check out this Pirate boxing match between a guy and a Gatoraid cooler.

Link

deborah said...

Awww. So you have your own channel.

Lem the artificially intelligent said...

Yea. I noticed its almost impossible to embed any other kind of video files to the blog.

So, I have it in case i see something, i video something.

chickelit said...

"WLEM AM" is the longest running series on "Lem's Levity."

I'm glad to have it back.

Chip Ahoy said...

Honey made by bees bothering mostly White Ogeechee Tupelo trees, swamp trees with broad bottoms that look like potted bonsais except A LOT BIGGER.

And you see those trees and you think, sure, Bees, go get the pollen from those trees on your legs and bring it back and make sure you don't bother any other flowering plants along the way, only the White Ogeechee Tupelo trees, ignore all the other flowering plants overwhelming the area between the trees sparsely spaced pulling up water like cottonwoods. Just the giant Tupelos, and only the Tupelos.

Buy online.

C'mon, after a song like that, you gotta know what all the singing is about.

I don't know. I'm having difficulty trusting those bees to be properly Tupelo selective. You always have your independently minded bee wandering off the plantation and convincing other bees off with their wily sinuous exotic intoxicating turning bee dancing. They're all lady bees.

Just trust them, I guess. Trust their apiary expertise and judgement. Maybe they allow a % of foreign pollen. Who knows?

Orange honey would be more reliably orange blossom honey, don't you think? A byproduct of the industry. Monoculture, no other plants allowed. You should buy some and try it. It's light and mild. It is very nice honey. Whole Foods had it when I was looking for Tupelo honey. On account of the song. To see what all the singing is about.

I still don't know.

But I do know that Tasmanian Leatherwood honey is strong and exceptional. I bought some to taste. Bonus: the tin shows a green hummingbird on it. And Tasmania got no hummingbirds. Those are AMERICAN! Ours, all ours.

They live in a fantasy world with pretend hummingbirds and incredible honey.

[tasmania hummingbirds]



deborah said...

Thanks chick, you're an oldie but goodie :)

Very interesting Chip. I've never cared for honey, it always had odd taste to me. I didn't know there were different darknesses and thicknesses. I think I'll have to check different varieties other than the one in the bear squeeze bottle or the honeycomb shaped bottle.