"So Captain Burke what can I do for you?"
"Well I am investigate the theft of a tablecloth from an Italian restaurant. Would you know anything about that."
"What you are talking about my shirt? It's blue gingham not red tablecloth. You should have detected that since you have staring at it since you came in the door."
"Oh I wasn't staring at that. Just at a couple of other points of contention. As it where."
"That's OK Captain. I love it when men look. It is what they should do. I am an old fashioned kind of girl. I just want to find a man a can call my Master."
"Maybe some day my dear, maybe some day."
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