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Trespassing. I'll tell y'all how Area 51 is.
Murphy's Law. I have really bad luck...
Zoning law. I'll put my shed wherever the Fuck I want thank you very much.
The second law of thermodynamics. INFINITE ENERGY BITCH
Counterfeiting golden tickets
Theft, obviously.
Think bigger: Newton's law of universal gravitation.
Copyright law. Yo ho ho, it's a pirate's life for me!
I'd most likely never pay taxes again or just ignore speeding signs.
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I'd go for zoning. The a-holes who micromanage what can and cannot be built on private land would feel my wrath.
Meth has the right idea. A few properly placed thermonucular devices and the Lefty problem in this country is over.
I can't really tell you, but it has something to do with Christie Brinkley.
So, the Laws of Nature, AllenS?
I'd tear the tags off of every mattress and pillow I could find.
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