Monday, September 25, 2017

What are you great at faking?

Reddit top voted comments...

Pretending I don't remember something that I actually remember every last specific detail about.

Being really sick when I'm just slightly sick.

That I know what I'm talking about.

A personality. I'm actually pretty dead inside.

Faking enjoying being around people. I hate people.

(this reddit comment threads is full of whiners)

5 comments:

edutcher said...

I don't have to; I forget a lot.

ricpic said...

If you're feeling rocky inside and unconfident you can fake seeming to be cool by slowing down. It's really that simple. A person who moves slowly and speaks at a measured pace appears to be on top of things. Of course eventually you have to put up. :^(

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I'm terrible at pretending I know what i'm talking about.

Amartel said...

that I know somebody
I can often find out from context once we start talking

Methadras said...

That I care. I really don't care. Live your life, enjoy yourself, leave behind some goodness if you can, but most of all, enjoy what you have and be merciless to anyone that wants to take that away from you. People know who I'm friends with and who i'm not. Is it selfish? Yeah, but watch me give zero fucks about it.