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For every family or single person making $30k or less per year, the IRS will file your taxes for you for free. If you go to a local branch during their specified hours, they will have their own agent look through your stuff and find basically everything you're qualified to receive. This is great for college students and anyone else who may need to catch up or has never done their taxes before. When I was able to do this, the IRS people were super friendly and worked tediously to get me everything they could think of. I also didn't see many other people there, so I guess they were glad to be doing something.
Also New York City folk: You unfortunately need to poop in Times Square? No problem. Walk into the Mariott Marquis, and head to the fifth floor. Don't look around, don't stop, dont take the elevators (theyre not like every other elevator). Just head for the escalators and walk it. You'll find clean, quiet, and large bathrooms just ready to be defiled by your disgusting filth.
Extra cheese is free on cheeseburgers at Five Guys.
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Of course, some of these might be... I don't know... reprehensible?
Should you do something just because you can?
Renounce your citizenship, and get adopted by illegal aliens. In California, if you are an American citizen but from another state, you pay full tuition at CA state universities. As the child of illegal aliens you will get the heavily discounted rate and save a fortune. Besides, Mexican food is great. Viva la raza!
Quit your job, get welfare, food stamps, section 8 housing and a plethora of others stuff for free. You will probably raise your lifestyle while never having to take shit from a boss or get out of bed before 10am ever again. The down side is that you have to vote for Democrats to keep your new lifestyle, so wise people will lose respect for you, but they're all racists anyway, so fuck them anyway.
Sorry, off topic:
Is there a government anywhere that is more stupid than ours?
http://www.thefiscaltimes.com/Articles/2013/07/02/Afghanistan-Slaps-US-With-$1-Billion-Tax-Bill
You make that sound very attractive, bagoh!
Welfare queen status, here I come! Whoopee!
If you have tax troubles, call the IRS Problem Resolution Office.
They really will help you work it out. They'd rather have some money than none.
Renounce your citizenship, and get adopted by illegal aliens.
In CO - a tuition discount for illegals is also I the offering.
It pays to be illegal!
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