Thursday, September 26, 2013

Richard Barnes

Is shaking with anger. He's been hacked, you see. It's been a terrible regrettable mistake. One of those two things or both. Former London deputy mayor. He's 66 years old, so almost old enough to know better. He's fat. Pasty. *whispers* (ginger). Horribly mangled pixilated penis. All over the place. Don't look, I beg you, for the sake of the children, don't look.

I-phone. Automatic upload ap. Facebook got the pictures intended for... he was hacked.

4 comments:

Joe Biden, America's Putin said...

I looked. A fuzzed out penis pic and no face. That could be anyone!

Chip Ahoy said...

That proves he's been hacked.

It takes a confident photographer for an ap that automatically uploads photos to Facebook to be useful. Every picture worth uploading.

I saw a show a few times where a guy hikes to a remote place he knows of, strains and struggles, and hikes, and waits, and rushes for the perfect exquisite shot, days of preparation, great cost traveling, huge production, then *snap* one photo. That's it. Go home.

One time he hiked all day in desert heat to a carved arch to get perfect light at perfect time of day at the perfect vantage point of the arch, opened his backpack and his incredibly expensive lens was busted and I went HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Now that is great joke telling. Well done.

We are shown the broken lens so it's not like the precious moment goes unrecorded but he does not have his single shot from his full frame with the lens of his choosing.

YoungHegelian said...
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YoungHegelian said...

Is pixelated penis a new STD I haven't heard of yet?

Tell me there's a cure! Please.....

I mean this could spread, and we'd become like poor old Japan. In Japan, mosaic-ed pussy is so common it seems like every girl they can talk into taking off her cloths in front of a camera has it! How did that happen? Don't those people have 1st world health care?