Tuesday, March 24, 2020

On Uber With a B and Tips for Survival

This one's dedicated to Trooper York as he shelters in place under the TY Big Top.  

Out-of-work strippers are delivering food through Boober Eats

"Portland finds a way. Close down her strip clubs, and dancers will do delivery.
That’s what’s happening at the Lucky Devil Lounge. The club was forced to close with Gov. Kate Brown’s mandate to stem the spread of coronavirus, but the order does allow food establishments to offer take-out or delivery...It became very real when all this happened,” said one of the dancers, who goes by the stage name Olivia. “Dancers work for tips and tips only.”

And thus was born club owner Shon Boulden’s newest business: Boober Eats. The home delivery service, in which a pair of scantily clad strippers will deliver hot food to your door, started as a joke Boulden posted on social media. When people began seriously inquiring about orders, Boulden saw potential...'It’s crazy,' Boulden said.  'We mutated our one business into a totally different style of business.' 

All dancers are driven and escorted by a security guard. And there’s at least one rule that carries over from the strip club to a pandemic – no touching the dancers."

4 comments:

Some Seppo said...

Strip-o-gram has been done, but they are delivering bar food instead of a birthday cards and bachelor best wishes. Well done.

And since they are performing in people's homes, Oregon strip club rules are not in effect. Essentially, every delivery is to a secured VIP room.

edutcher said...

No touch?

The Left doesn't even believe in sex any more.

The Dude said...

I used to work in the Portland area, that place is rife with strip clubs. My coworkers called them "ballet", as in "We are going to the ballet this evening. For some reason as I was recalling those times the word "scabrous" sprang to mind. I better go back to work...

ampersand said...

Florida man advances 1 step up in the evolutionary scale. Arizona man and Arizona woman two steps back.

I was greeted by the radio news this morning about the couple taking chloroquine because President Trump said it was ok. They waited until the end before the newsreader mentioned they swallowed fish tank cleaner.
I think a valid emergency measure at this point is to round up all journalists and send them where FDR sent the Japanese.