We were really excited about our new neighbors. They came from overseas. In fact they were Chinese. Mama was happy because she thought she could get them to do the laundry. Brother Bear kind of liked their young daughter. He even stopped playing with himself and stalking campers with long brown hair.
Only Papa Bear was not happy. He didn't trust foreigners. Especially slant eyed Bears. He was right for once.
You see the Chinese girl gave Brother Bear a Virus.
(Stan and Jan Berenstain "Son of Boo Boo", The E True Hollywood Story of the Berenstain Bears)
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And damn proud of it.
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