Via Instapundit: A Northern California man arriving home from work this week discovered a naked woman he did not know asleep in his bed, police said.
The unidentified man told officers the strange saga started Tuesday when he found a parcel ripped open on the porch of his home in the small farming city of Anderson.
A utility knife that he had last seen inside in the home was lying on the porch, Anderson police said in a statement.
The man went inside and found a sandwich with bite taken and an open beer A pack of cigarettes was missing and an empty beer bottle sat nearby.
Then he noticed that someone had recently showered in the bathroom and strange clothes strewn about, the statement said.
The unidentified man told officers the strange saga started Tuesday when he found a parcel ripped open on the porch of his home in the small farming city of Anderson.
A utility knife that he had last seen inside in the home was lying on the porch, Anderson police said in a statement.
The man went inside and found a sandwich with bite taken and an open beer A pack of cigarettes was missing and an empty beer bottle sat nearby.
Then he noticed that someone had recently showered in the bathroom and strange clothes strewn about, the statement said.
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6 comments:
Did he act like Papa Bear or the Big Bad Wolf?
Actual headline: "Man finds naked woman in his bed, doesn’t dig it."
Alternative headline: "Man finds naked woman in his bed, says "Awesome!" "finally... I gotta tell Pete."
BJ Clinton would not have called the police.
Come to think of it, we've not heard from DBQ lately.
Did she have locks of gold?
Clicks the link; why yes, yes she does.
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