" Captain Kirk, you called me to your quarters?"
" Yes Yeoman, I have some dictation for you. Some big dictation."
" Why couldn't I take it on the bridge."
" I didn't know you had false teeth?"
"I don't Captain. What a strange thing to say. Nothing I have is false."
" I didn't think so Yeoman. Quickly take off your clothes."
" Oh Captain, my Captain. I can't believe you mean that. You always seemed so distant. So professional. You just seemed to ignore me."
"You're too beautiful to ignore my dear. Now get naked while I prepare my photon torpedo."
(Star Trek The Original Series, Directors Cut, The Enemy Within Yeoman Rand, 1966)
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