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Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
Tom Cruise
Gary Busey
Joel Osteen. Dude's got a serial killer grin if I've ever seen one
Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf
Tom Cruise
Gary Busey
Joel Osteen. Dude's got a serial killer grin if I've ever seen one
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It's pretty obvious that Chris Christie ate someone.
Hillary Clinton
Steve Buscemi?
Christopher Walkin?
Joe Biden eats cardboard.
Not true. He eats paste.
Taylor Swift?
Cardboard with paste on it.
Biden's kills are all completely unexpected and inadvertent. He lacks mens rea. And mens. His kills are serial, though.
Spicoli. Would not be surprised if that amount of stupid + rage + entitlement + throne-sniffing totalitarian dictator worship has resulted in a kill or two.
Taylor Swift will kill your soul but wants nothing to with your icky carcass. Gross.
Watching Christie's roll-out speech was sad. What a lost opportunity. He coulda been a real contender as opposed to going through the motions. He even appears to have put back on some weight. He was so much better as a budget-cutting, reality-spewing fat guy than the celebrity-hugging, compassion-spewing slightly less fat guy. Everything King Putt touches withers away and dies, including dreams, nations, political fortunes, entire economies. Speaking of serial kills.
John Travolta. He just looks creepy with that big pasted on false smile and dead eyes.
Bill Cosby. He's mastered the foreplay. And he would do it in a humane, PETA approved way......Would you rather be raped by Bil Cosby when you're awake and alert or when you're heavily sedated. Cosby doesn't get enough credit for being a humane rapist.
Liberace, in the music room, with the candlestick.
I'll nominate a trio; Bill, Hill and their scary grown up brat who doesn't like money.
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