Saturday, July 25, 2015

ee cummings on Abe Vigoda




the way to hump a cow is not
to get yourself a stool
but draw a line around the spot
and call it beautifool

to multiply because and why
dividing thens by nows
and adding and(i understand)
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to elevate your tool
but drop a penny in the slot
and bellow like a bool

to lay a wreath from ancient greath
on insulated brows
(while tossing boms at uncle toms
is hows to hump a cows

the way to hump a cow is not
to push and then to pull
but practicing the art of swot
to preach the golden rull

to vote for me(all decent mem
and wonens will allows
which if they don't to hell with them)
is hows to hump a cows

3 comments:

ricpic said...

The way to hump a cow
Is to pull on her udders --
Keep pulling...keep pulling...
...Where was I...?

Chip Ahoy said...

Humping cows should be restricted by law. Carelessness in this regard is how the deserts became lousy with camels.

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

Where the hell was the trigger warning on that? I need to take a shower for about a month after reading that.