A Frenchman, visiting America, asks his American friend how he can look sexy on the beach? He brought a speedo along, and he wants to wear it as he struts down the American beach.
So his friend tells him to place a potato in his speedo, to give the impression of endowment which will surely attract the females.
So the Frenchman places a potato in his speedo and wanders off down the beach. To the Frenchman's surprise and horror, he notices that women are not impressed, but instead they look away, point and laugh, gasp! . . . others hide their children's eyes. So he goes back to his friend and tells him the potato isn't working. The friend insists it will work. Try again. So the Frenchman tries again, to no avail. He receives the same responses from just about everyone he encounters. Even the men.
Ah ha! The friend finally understands the problem. Monsieur, you must place the potato in the front.
CAPTION: "Minister Lavrov, this is a gift from the American People, a tuber that we call the potato, useful for the production of a distillate containing alcohol that we call vodka."
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No re-set button?
Hazard of posting quickly while at work.
I was trying to figure out what the heck a foreing was.
Regardless. What are we thinking? First a plastic RESET button and now a humungous phallic symbol?
This is what represents our great nation abroad.
A Frenchman, visiting America, asks his American friend how he can look sexy on the beach? He brought a speedo along, and he wants to wear it as he struts down the American beach.
So his friend tells him to place a potato in his speedo, to give the impression of endowment which will surely attract the females.
So the Frenchman places a potato in his speedo and wanders off down the beach.
To the Frenchman's surprise and horror, he notices that women are not impressed, but instead they look away, point and laugh, gasp! . . . others hide their children's eyes.
So he goes back to his friend and tells him the potato isn't working.
The friend insists it will work. Try again.
So the Frenchman tries again, to no avail. He receives the same responses from just about everyone he encounters. Even the men.
Ah ha! The friend finally understands the problem.
Monsieur, you must place the potato in the front.
Shit! We pay taxes to sponsor this shit!?
"That's a big fuckin' potato. Do you know what would taste great on it? Heinz ketchup.
To which the Russian replies Won't that ruin the flavor of the vodka?
CAPTION: "Minister Lavrov, this is a gift from the American People, a tuber that we call the potato, useful for the production of a distillate containing alcohol that we call vodka."
Too late.
Oh, well.
"Do to the government shutdown..."
It turns out that "we will bury you" was a mistranslation.
That's Mike Rowe. Why can't he be our president?
Lem said...
It turns out that "we will bury you" was a mistranslation.
No Lem, it was a slight misspelling. Khruschvev actually said: "We will Barry you."
No mistaking that voice - Mike Rowe, as a veritable young lad. He didn't look dirty at all.
"We will Barry you" Great line, Mr chicken.
America is in the best of hands. The very best of hands.
Russkie: What kind?
Kerry: Idaho
Russkie: Yes, Vlad's got your number.
At least it wasn't a Swiss cheese.....
"Oh, yah. Bill Clinton uses a cigar, I use this here potato(e)."
A toast!
To Spudnik!
Nuance.
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