A MALE FAIRY TALE Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged, full-breasted women, and hunted and fished and raced cars, and went to titty bars and dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony, and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts, and never got cheated on while he was at work, and all his friends and family thought he was friggin' cool as hell, and he had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up.
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What a great song! What a beat! What happened?!
He got a divorce of course.
I've got that 45 somewhere at my dad's place. I always liked that song. Another happy tune with dark lyrics. Those are fun.
I remember that song
So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife
Let me tell you, I'm lookin at someone bending over
and it's lookin pretty nice.
How about a nice fairy tale?
A MALE FAIRY TALE
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess,
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess immediately said, "No!"
And the Prince lived happily ever after, and
rode motorcycles and dated thin, long-legged,
full-breasted women, and hunted and fished
and raced cars, and went to titty bars and
dated ladies half his age and drank whiskey,
beer, and Captain Morgan, and never heard bitching
and never paid child support or alimony, and dated
cheerleaders and kept his house and guns, and ate spam
and potato chips and beans, and blew enormous farts,
and never got cheated on while he was at work,
and all his friends and family thought
he was friggin' cool as hell, and
he had tons of money in the bank, and
left the toilet seat up.
The End.
Allen is the consummate, man's man.
It came as an email from a Marine friend of mine. No PC or SJW bullshit with the crowd that I hang out with.
That's funny as hell, AllenS. Thanks for sharing.
My favorite part of the story was "and left the toilet seat up."
If you're not laughing when you read that, then you have no sense of humor.
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