To: Reverend Al Sharpton
From; Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton Private Email Account
Re: The Election
Hey Reverend Al hows it hanging. Better than that mo Bruce Jenner I bet.
Listen I want to talk to you about supporting me this time round for President. I know you don't have a dog in the fight since nobody can follow your boy Barack so you have to look around for sumtim else if you know what I mean. I know you are always lookin for sumtim sumtim.
I need your help to become the first woman President. Now you know you want to be part of a historic first. What could be better?
To help you along I decided to make some changes. Paula Dean sent me over some suggestions. I think you will approve.
Toodles,
Your Soul Sister
Hillary
2 comments:
I believe the appropriate phrase is bend over backwards.
Magda's tits would look great on her.
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