I have a post on this coming too (I scheduled it for tomorrow). This is obviously not about protecting the public (really private parties whose guests pay $$$ for this) or the workers/chefs, but the food commissars and their fiefdoms of government power.
New York needs to follow it's laws to the letter. Put them all in jail. I support SWAT raids to catch them. These people are all armed with knives and forks, and they are dangerously hungry. Their debilitating food addiction makes them capable of anything. They probably fornicate with each other after they eat themselves into a frenzied madness.
Break down the door, shoot the dog, and that damned parrot too, and drag them off to the big house where the food is government issue and well regulated. It's tough love, but they need it.
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Yeah, I get it. We're all persecuted like early Christians.
John Rocker was right.
I have a post on this coming too (I scheduled it for tomorrow). This is obviously not about protecting the public (really private parties whose guests pay $$$ for this) or the workers/chefs, but the food commissars and their fiefdoms of government power.
I will post it early!
The world's idea of progress is a strange, befuddling.
Gays had to hide to have sex, now people hide to eat?
Well, Bloomie reaps what he sows, I guess.
New York needs to follow it's laws to the letter. Put them all in jail. I support SWAT raids to catch them. These people are all armed with knives and forks, and they are dangerously hungry. Their debilitating food addiction makes them capable of anything. They probably fornicate with each other after they eat themselves into a frenzied madness.
Break down the door, shoot the dog, and that damned parrot too, and drag them off to the big house where the food is government issue and well regulated. It's tough love, but they need it.
I rant because I love people too much.
Most of those people probably support bigger government anyway, so let's give it to them.
Make them live by their own rules. Boots on the neck, foodies!
Up against the wall, hipsters!!
Not the change you hoped for or the hope you changed for?
Too bad. You break it you bought it.
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