Monday, December 7, 2015

KLEM TV

The nightly news from Albania:

She replaced even bigger news:

21 comments:

bagoh20 said...

I love how her news desk is shaped like a huge red bosom. I guess it may be designed to look like red lips, or it's just a complete coinikidink, and I'm just a sick puppy.

chickelit said...

I didn't even notice her desk.

WTH is wrong with you, bags?

ricpic said...

Trump just said no more Muslim immigration, period. That will mean a shortage of Muslim breasts.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Et tu Chick?

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Oh Lord. Why did I have to be born in this country?

chickelit said...

The woman in the first video is named Greta Hoxha. I wonder if she is related to Enver Hoxha.

chickelit said...

Lem said...
Et tu Chick?

Hey, unlike Troop, I'm raising historical points here. Albania has a fascinating history entwined with ours. I just learned that it gained independence from the Ottoman footstools in 1912 -- two years before WW I. I'll bet that contributed to the powder keg atmosphere in that region.

chickelit said...

If Greta Hoxha is related to Enver Hoxha, the irony is too delicious. This is from an old NYT piece about Albania under Hoxha:

'The traditions of our country were destroyed,' he said. 'People became afraid of one another, and they saw a spy in everyone.'

'The beautiful was also condemned in our country, condemned as a foreign influence,' he said. 'This gave birth to the cult of the ugly. Body odor was glorified, while the scent of fragrances was condemned.'
Link

ricpic said...

The Albanians have been trying to be Italians for a hundred years but lamb and pasta is a terrible combo.

Chip Ahoy said...

Wow, those birds are really excellent readers.

chickelit said...

Lem said...
Et tu Chick?

If you're feeling stabbed in the back, maybe put up a post to discuss Trump's latest?

Methadras said...

Young Albanian women are quite beautiful, but old Albanian women are not. You see, a lot of these ethnic ladies have a limited shelf life. The grand joke of genetics and evolution. Can't keep those ladies pretty because men must forgo them in search of younger breeding prey.

BEHOLD!!! I give you my proof.

Young and Beautiful Albanian Women

That become...

Old Albanian Women

Have fun while you can.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Apropos of Methadras' comment,I heard that there is a secretive Albanian tradition whereby villages that lack for enough men or strong male leadership will allow an Albanian woman to dress as a man, be addressed and viewed as a man, and take over the role - even for the entirety of her life.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

If nearby Greek women age as ungracefully then Tina Fey's in for some difficulties.

That's funny how you just linked an images search.

I owe you for it because it led me to an image of "Grida Duma". Wow. This is like a Megan Fox with substance.

Which leads me to ask why America's female politicians are such hags and bags. Seriously. Even in the E.U. parliament I saw women politicians stylish enough to address the chamber while wearing a leather jacket. Or even a denim jacket, worn stylishly enough. What TF is with America?

Israel lags behind also, but might slowly manage to actually catch up if Tzipi Hotovely or Ayelet Shaked could do something about their pores and complexions.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

I think the reason America has homely lady pols and impishly unmanly male pols is because mixing sex with politics is viewed here as a scandal.

This is why Zac Efron's mom told him that one day even he could be president.

Or if he weren't Canadian, Justin Bieber.

New Kids on the Block and N'SYNC would comprise the motherfucking cabinet.

And then America's women would finally be completely happy. Finally!

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

Um, ahem.

AllenS said...

Ah, R&B, your link is from "demilked.com". That right there is wrong, wrong, wrong.

Titus said...

Great tits.

I love big tits.

Tank said...

Works great even with the sound off. I think I got the message.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

It's like the writers of Idiocracy are prophets .

Methadras said...

April, no shit, right?