Saturday, January 4, 2014

Looks Like Rand Paul is Listening


deborah said...
"Okay, I'm sorry, I can't handle his hair. It's weird. He needs a serious make-over."

I believe April Apple said something similar, about Rand Paul's hair, too, but I cant find it.

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Dust Bunny Queen said...

something similar, about Rand Paul's hair, too, but I cant find it.

Something like "nice muskrat you have on your head there". Oh wait, that was me that said that.

Unruly, curly hair. Difficult to style without a lot of work. Maybe Rand Paul is one of those guys that doesn't take hours primping in front of the mirror ala John Edwards. I would rather have the guy with the unattended muskrat who gets down to work than the pinup fakery of an Edwards type of politician.

Lydia said...

He probably does the extra-poofy hair on top look thinking it gives a little boost to his height.

Unknown said...

I want to frolic like a care-free butterfly in that garden.

Rand is an asset. He's young, smart, savvy, and I agree with just about everything he says. I sure hope we don't throw him away for the over-hyped media-selected, rhino establishment Rove-approved ChristyMcCainDonut.

I don't recall having made a comment on Rand's hair. Not importation. It's his brain that I want.

Unknown said...

DBQ - exactly. I'll take unruly curls over vain silken haired ken doll.

John Edwards was also hyped by the media. Hype Hype Hype.
Beware the hype.

Unknown said...

Not importation? huh?
I meant to say "Not important".

ricpic said...

This just in: President Elect Hillary Clinton has just beaten Rand Paul by a hair in a squeaker of an election that came down to this: "Madam" (reporter interviewing a woman exiting a polling station in Columbus, Ohio, the swing state that tipped toward HC in the wee hours, handing her the victory) "Madam, may I ask which candidate you cast your ballot for?" "I...I...I couldn't...his hair...too much...unruly...UNRULY!" Runs, screaming into the night.
"And there you have it, Mr. & Mrs. America, the fate of our nation sealed due to a lack of sealant."

chickelit said...

Deborah, please do not transpose HRC into RCH!

Tira più un pelo di figa che un carro di buoi.

Things always sound better in Italian.

chickelit said...

I had thick curly hair until it thinned with age.

"Kinky hair, kinky mind" - Dutch proverb.

deborah said...

Curly hair is mostly a blessing, esp. if you're a gal. I wonder how he would look if he semi-producted it and swept it back loosely. Probably like he belongs in Good Fellas.

Anyway, the pic posted is an improvement.

(Chick, if ever I did, it would be purely Freudian.)

deborah said...

In your case, kinky hair, slinky mind :)

Slinky as in agile, of course!

Unknown said...

His curls do look tamed. He looks good in that photo, so why not?
It matters in our culture. ( So he was listening to you, Deb.)

The Dude said...

I used to date a woman with curly red hair. I made the mistake of curly=kinky and she nearly went IRA on me.

I have become more circumspect in my old age.

And since we are talking about a dude here, who gives a fark what his hair looks like. Okay, I might be a little bit jealous because he has hair, but if he's not an idiot, he's got my vote.

But first things first - have to get Clay Aiken elected to congress!

Chip Ahoy said...

Senators wear Polo shirts? Huh. He's in a beau tentacle garden with flowers all over the place with name tags on them. And his curly hair on the side is plastered down. That's because he walked past a sprinkler and it hit him >>>splotch<<< on the side of his head.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

Titus

edutcher said...

It's getting weird in here.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I remember Titus saying something about Rand's hair.

bagoh20 said...

I have no opinion of the man until I see his pants crease.

bagoh20 said...

Now if you put that hair on Cris Christie, I bet the girls would be swooning, which translates to voting for the Jersey shore male stripper.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

I have no opinion of the man until I see his pants crease.

Go with the David Brooks standard.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

This is what happens when an embedded tweet gets deleted.

I'm was thinking of retaliating by un-following her.

Lem Vibe Bandit said...

but I wont.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

I used to get GQ, many years ago. It was obviously intended to appeal to homos but back in those days I kind of liked the idea of a pink suit, or an iridescent shirt, or pointy boots.

Actually, I still do, come to think of it. Looks like I'm still kind of a homo. Oh, well.

Anyway, why is his name Rand? Is Rand its own thing or is it short for Randolph and he thinks it's diminishing to go by Randy?

I can see why a right-leaning politician wouldn't go by Randolph.

The mockery is way too readily at hand.

The Dude said...

That's ecce for you to say.