Marilyn's Diary

 

I loved my Uncle Herman and he loved me. Every night he would sneak up to my room and we would have wild nasty monster sex. Well almost every night.

You see he still loved my Aunt Lily, and she was a beautiful woman. In fact, she was a succubus who are famous in legend and myth as being irresistible to men. So when she turned on her charm Uncle Herman would often succumb. 

The thing was they had been married for about 450 years and Aunt Lily had sort of used up all of her tricks. They had done everything you can do sexually. Maybe three or four times by then. So even though she could get him interested she still needed to spice things up.

One night she found the answer. She had met this slim and elegant woman at the PTA meeting where she had to go explain why Cousin Eddie had so many pee-stained panties in his locker at school. They got to talking and it turned out she had a problem child too. Her daughter was very weird. Dressed in black all the time and spent her time torturing cats. They talked about getting the two of them together so they could get weird. Somehow it just never worked out though.

What did work out is that they became friends. Aunt Lily invited her over for dinner and Uncle Herman was immediately smitten. She was creepy and she was kooky and altogether spooky but they still had a lot of chemistry. They all ended up in bed together and went at like monkeys on Viagra. It lasted for a couple of weeks until they called a halt to it. You see her husband Gomez got wind of it and he was hot head so they decided to cool it. You see he was a spic and they carry knives so he would cut a bitch.

Uncle Herman came back to me. He always did.

I love my Uncle Herman.