Monday, December 21, 2020

Please start staring at my tits

 

"I just don't understand."
"What don't you understand  Robin. These are my tits. You are a red blooded teenage boy. You are supposed to stare at them."
"But Batman says I should only stare straight ahead when we climbing up a building with our Bat ropes. Otherwise it is not polite."
"He just wants you to stare at his ass. Don't you get it. He's a fanoik."
"What?"
"Never mind. I am going to give the Penguin a call. That little freak is always horny."

1 comment:

ampersand said...

Nowadays Robin could say the same. He was doing promos for METV the last time I saw him and he looks like a cross between Jerry Nadler and Doberman from the old Bilko show.