We have Korean and Chinese neighbors. Two men. Two women.
All of them are terrified of our 22 lb. dog. On a leash. And by terrified, I mean, like, backing away with alarm, palms out, eyes glued to the dog as she wags her tail and wants to play.
The old Korean lady is nuts. She goes for these strange little parades up and down the sidewalk. She takes itty bitty little steps, and she moves her arms like she's marching. You can tell she's counting her steps as she goes.
Don't engage her or she'll start prattling on and on and on about Christianity.
In her driveway she does these weird calisthenics. Sort of a combination of tai chi and an epileptic seizure. The object seems to be to jerk the body this way and that without using any muscles.
In the summer she wears this giant hat like Gilligan wore on the island except it has a panel in the front made of green see-through plastic that covers her face. Fear of exposure to the sun, probably. Sometimes she wears that and still she uses an umbrella.
I just now noticed in the gif, the young Korean male is also shocked backwards. I thought it was a set up between the two males, but the black guy freaked out both Koreans. It looks like mother and son.
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That didn't work for me but I did find this. LINK.
I really don't think that's a fair exchange, but hey, at least I tried.
We have Korean and Chinese neighbors. Two men. Two women.
All of them are terrified of our 22 lb. dog. On a leash. And by terrified, I mean, like, backing away with alarm, palms out, eyes glued to the dog as she wags her tail and wants to play.
Some weird cultural thing, is my surmise.
Or maybe a little bit of a sampling error? Nah.
The old Korean lady is nuts. She goes for these strange little parades up and down the sidewalk. She takes itty bitty little steps, and she moves her arms like she's marching. You can tell she's counting her steps as she goes.
Don't engage her or she'll start prattling on and on and on about Christianity.
In her driveway she does these weird calisthenics. Sort of a combination of tai chi and an epileptic seizure. The object seems to be to jerk the body this way and that without using any muscles.
In the summer she wears this giant hat like Gilligan wore on the island except it has a panel in the front made of green see-through plastic that covers her face. Fear of exposure to the sun, probably. Sometimes she wears that and still she uses an umbrella.
Maybe if I actually lived in England I wouldn't think its eccentrics so charming as I do.
Here it is without the extra g.
Link fixed. Apologies.
I just now noticed in the gif, the young Korean male is also shocked backwards. I thought it was a set up between the two males, but the black guy freaked out both Koreans. It looks like mother and son.
Steal her Kimchi?
Was she scared or just surprised?
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