How dare you make fun of dear Greta? Man, you are really frosting my pumpkin. Just for that, I'm going to say this, and you will be permanently affected:
When Megyn Kelly wears glistening, light pink lipstick her mouth looks like sideways, talking labia.
She did have plastic surgery. Her mouth has always been doing that lopsided thing. I think she may have had some sort of stroke or paralyzing of the nerves on that side of the face. Ruth Buzzi as Gladys
She had mousy brown hair and schlumped over wearing the ugliest clothing. Her voice was awful too. I think she may have had some surgery on the facial muscles as well. A complete make over.
Bell's Palsy! I knew I would have a couple of gray cells left to rub together. Like this woman (whose videos I really like) who had the condition since the age of one.
I had forgotten how doofy & thick-witted Clutch Cargo looked. But somehow, they managed to make a theme song played by bongos & a flutework (the link works but it's slooow to load).
I'm not around women over 50 who'd publicly say something like that about another woman, so I was somewhat surprised by the slam.
Still, it gave me pause and helped me figure out what the lipstick deal is all about. Sometimes it takes a while for history and behavior to sink in enough to become an "aha!".
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She does move her lips in the strangest way, doesn't she?
I thought that was caused by Botox or plastic surgery.
How dare you make fun of dear Greta? Man, you are really frosting my pumpkin. Just for that, I'm going to say this, and you will be permanently affected:
When Megyn Kelly wears glistening, light pink lipstick her mouth looks like sideways, talking labia.
When Megyn Kelly wears glistening, light pink lipstick her mouth looks like sideways, talking labia.
That's precisely what I like about her.
I always look at a pretty woman and think, "her lower lips probably look like her upper lips. I wish she'd show the lower ones to me."
But, I'm just a dirty Old Dawg!
That animation makes me want to bend Van Susteren over a barrel and show her the 50 states.
Greta's face can stop a train. Okay, a truck. A moose, too.
Luckily for me the shows in the line-up I watch are all in a row...Baier, Greta, O'Reilly.
Heh I haven't seen a picture of old Clutch Cargo in years and this made me laugh Chip! Thanks
She did have plastic surgery. Her mouth has always been doing that lopsided thing. I think she may have had some sort of stroke or paralyzing of the nerves on that side of the face. Ruth Buzzi as Gladys
Greta's brains seem to be the same though.
Part of my post got deleted. Wrong link too. Greta always reminded me of Ruth Buzzi's character.
Greta before and after.
Look She was much MUCH worse.
She had mousy brown hair and schlumped over wearing the ugliest clothing. Her voice was awful too. I think she may have had some surgery on the facial muscles as well. A complete make over.
Now that is some quality Separated at Birth!
So what's next: Chin Chin and…?
Bell's Palsy! I knew I would have a couple of gray cells left to rub together. Like this woman (whose videos I really like) who had the condition since the age of one.
I wondered if your link would take me to Zieman :) She's good. I didn't realize she'd had Bell's since age one.
I suspect Greta's is an inherited trait.
"When Megyn Kelly wears glistening, light pink lipstick her mouth looks like sideways, talking labia."
You say that like it is a bad thing?
I had forgotten how doofy & thick-witted Clutch Cargo looked. But somehow, they managed to make a theme song played by bongos & a flute work (the link works but it's slooow to load).
"When Megyn Kelly wears glistening, light pink lipstick her mouth looks like sideways, talking labia."
Isn't that the point of lipstick?
"You say that like it is a bad thing?"
Did I?
Did I?
What did you intend to convey, deborah?
I'm not around women over 50 who'd publicly say something like that about another woman, so I was somewhat surprised by the slam.
Still, it gave me pause and helped me figure out what the lipstick deal is all about. Sometimes it takes a while for history and behavior to sink in enough to become an "aha!".
What's "Clutch Cargo"? Is it Greta? Why?
Clutch Cargo was creepy but good.
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