Even when rings are promised, the result of raccoon sex ends up similar in nature to the donkey punch...two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.
The rabid raccoon we had in our neighborhood a few years ago was staggering and slow enough for animal control to catch with no problem. This one navigated his way through the kitty door for nibbles in bed.
That should be evident, as Ed got the highest score :)
Here is my racoon story. I had a dog that readily fought with some of my other dogs. And she would not be called off.
One morning I opened the kitchen door to find her snarling and snapping at a very large racoon. By some miracle, or maybe because she knew it was a bad bet, she obeyed and came to me.
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Quite the photograph of Santorum. He isn't aging well.
It would have taken me a good long time to figure out it was a racoon since all my cats bite my face while I'm trying to sleep.
Nobody ever asks 'What did the raccoon say'?
Quite the photograph of Santorum.
It adds to the 'confusion' tag?
I was hoping somebody here would know what the Santorum reference is about.
Here Kitty... come snuggle with mama.
So Eric, you live with the nightly chance of having your face eaten off?
It'd be an improvement.
Should have made a cap out of it and run for Congress.
Okay, LOL @
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The world is not right until that poor lady can marry that raccoon.
Who are we to say what love is?
Even when rings are promised, the result of raccoon sex ends up similar in nature to the donkey punch...two black eyes then run outside and kick over her garbage can.
Look. We are agreed that inter-racial marriages are proper and a good thing. But once you open the door then it is all up for grabs.
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Prep for Olympic contesting?
Turns out the raccoon was rabid.
The rabid raccoon we had in our neighborhood a few years ago was staggering and slow enough for animal control to catch with no problem. This one navigated his way through the kitty door for nibbles in bed.
"Prep for Olympic contesting?"
That should be evident, as Ed got the highest score :)
Here is my racoon story. I had a dog that readily fought with some of my other dogs. And she would not be called off.
One morning I opened the kitchen door to find her snarling and snapping at a very large racoon. By some miracle, or maybe because she knew it was a bad bet, she obeyed and came to me.
I always misspell raccoon.
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