"So you fascist piece of crap. How are you going to stop Muslims from coming to America? Are you just going to ask them? Couldn't they just lie? Are you going to establish a religious test?"
"Boy you are really stupid. I mean you mainstream media guys are really morons but you take the cake. It's simple stupid. Before anyone can come to this country they have to pass one simple test. They have to eat a McRib pork sandwich. That will do three very wonderful things."
"What would that be?"
"First of all it would eliminate all the Muslim fanatics. They would never eat pork."
"What else?"
"Second it would increase the sales of the McDonald's corporation. A great American company to be found all over the world. It would be yuugggeeee for them."
"And the third thing?"
"Oh. It would make Nick Spinelli cry."
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It is a thought.
Or would taqiyyah (or however the Hell you spell it) allow them to take a bite?
1) The McRib contains no meat.
2) What about the Jews?
3) What about vegetarians?
The jihadis often break all kinds of religious taboos before they go postal. Remember the 9/11 assholes went to a strip bar and drank alcohol just before their atrocity. I suppose dedicated jihadis will do whatever it takes if some imam tells them they still get the 72 grapes.
Are they selling those. I want one right now just because of that photo.
Since when does Obama and the Democrats care about the Jews? If it hurts the Jews it only makes them more likely to go along with it.
As for vegetarians? We have more than enough of them in America already. Screw 'em.
I was going to get a McRib right now, but they aren't sold anywhere near here. The closest ones are in Bakersfield. So now there is exactly one reason to go to Bakersfield.
It is actually my go to McDonalds sandwich. Very tasty. Very bad for you. But very tasty.
But then I love pork.
I love pork. America. Hot Dogs. Baseball. Apple Pie.
All the things Democrats and hipsters and people who voted for Obama hate.
They'll incorporate bbq pork sandwich eating into their jihadist training.
Just another thing to fire their religious zeal the likes of which are unknown to Westerners, the dimension of religious zeal these people inhabit is unknown to us.
We do LSD to go where they live.
You see, the taste of the McRib sandwich, like the alcohol, will be tested in Jihadist training and delighted in and then later when in more circumspect moments the indulgences reviewed are even more of accumulated effrontery to them, these delicious ribs, this alcohol, so alluring these consumer goodies, this culture, by distancing their thick physical selves from their religious visions of Allah spreading his grace upon them in this higher spiritual plane of existence, a spiritual state so fine that, yes, even leaving your baby behind your own intended death are both not insurmountable sacrifices. Taking out non-believers, icing on the cake, the asurance of glory.
Now that's zeal.
From Pakistan. The unwiped sphincter of the globe. When you read the bible through you'll see the history of human understanding of deity and the relationship between them, from angry fire mountain god demanding human sacrifice through the prophets ending in Jesus revealing God as a father in heaven with all the attributes of an earthly father. That is what the prophet demonstrated by his life.
The next prophet must build on that and the new concept must be better than that or else it's just shit. (I'd get an A for that bright idea at Regis but I'd be called in and dressed down to defend it. They were very pro understanding Islam at the time. Everything they taught us about is romantic bunk)
I just love the way McDonalds makes Obama voters al angry and thingy inside. Poor widdle babies.
I taught my kids to go to small businesses, restaurants, coffee shops, etc.
Small business owners are the franchisees of McDonalds. Generally some schmoo who decided to buy and open a McDonald's franchise in an area. So even if it is McDonald's on the name it is the small business owner whose neck is on the line.
Small business owners are the franchisees...whose neck is on the line.
This.
It's a small business.
And I love my semi-annual quarter-pounder with cheese. Reliably delicious!
I don't eat Mcdonalds but I love Culver's in Wisconsin.
I prefer dark meat.
tits and muscles.
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