Sunday, November 9, 2014

Mitch McConnell endorses Rand Paul

Let's give Rand Paul a good hand as Mitch McConnell hands Rand Paul his endorsement over the handwringing of Republican establishment types for his hands-on support throughout the year working hand in hand on the tasks at hand somewhat handicapped at putting the United States Senate back into Republican hands. On the one hand, McConnell's support does not always seem evenhanded, and a somewhat backhanded swipe at establishment types while McConnell's team of handmaidens manhandled opposition within his own party through a series offhanded remarks, while on the other hand McConnell recognizes Paul as a handsome Republican candidate his handpicked choice, and not just second hand, seeing the rest of the ticket as basically panhandlers.  The statement McConnell made well aforehand of the 2016 elections is right out of the Republican handbook, by recognizing they must work together as a hands fits a glove while they focus on the hand they are dealt.




11 comments:

Chip Ahoy said...

I could have made the fan chop off their hands leaving their arm stumps spurting blood. But the gif would have to loop back to normal hands and jolt back to the beginning unsmoothly

This takes only 3 frames. The original frame and 2 new frames with adjusted fan blade blurs. Simple reconstruction of ceiling where the original fan blades are vacated.

3 frames can run much faster than, say, 50 frames.

See? It is a technical decision.

I could have made their arms go up and down more slowly than spinning blades edging closer to the danger and suggest all that blood and gore. But instead I chose words.

See? An artistic decision.

Eric the Fruit Bat said...

Great post, Chip. Gotta hand it to you.

edutcher said...

An interesting marriage, to say the least.

Unknown said...

it's good to have hand.

Michael Haz said...

The RINO from Kentucky endorses the nutjob from Kentucky. Kiss of presidential primaries death for Mr. Nutjob.

Bleach Drinkers Curing Coronavirus Together said...

I love it when Repubbies go all big tent and then miss out on the very ideological coherence that's supposed to define them in the first place. Neocons and foreign policy libertarians - a match made in political hell! Like the Dems of 1966 - 1992 it's possible they'll still win elections but with less and less to show for them each time.

ndspinelli said...

But, did he give him a hand job?

Chip Ahoy said...

Hand job!

I had a whole list of unused hand related phrases but didn't think of that one.

That means I'm innocent and you're a perv.

kidding.

ndspinelli said...

Chip, I am a perv. And damn proud of it.

ndspinelli said...

We all remember our first hand job.

Unknown said...

If Rand Paul can beat Hillary, I love him.

I will support the candidate won't turn into a mushy rino bag of chivalrous of McCain goo.