Thursday, July 15, 2021

To pee or not to pee....that is the question

 


I take three water pills every day so I have to piss all the time. It can get very annoying as you are always looking for a bathroom. You can't just have Paulie Gatto pull the side of the expressway to let loose all the time.

It is the worst at the beach. The bathroom is like miles away man. You got to walk so far you forget why you are doing it until the piss runs down your leg. So you have to go in the ocean. But that sucks because sometimes the water is cold and you are washing off your sunscreen and it just makes everything sucky. So I wait until we come back from the beach before I take my pills. Which makes me get up all night to pee. 

If it's not one thing it's another.

At least I don't have Ramona Singer's problem. Ramona of the Real Housewives of New York is facing a shitty situation. It seems she took a dump on the floor of her bathroom on the last class trip. Or at least some poop fell on the floor. This is not the first time with her since she had done the same thing last season. Of course her friend Sonja gleefully laughed about it and they showed it on camera. It was pretty humiliating for Ramona. She must have a problem.

And she can't go in the ocean to shit.

3 comments:

chickelit said...

One alternative to finding place to pee Depends on what you're wearing.

Tank said...

At least it’s not leg cramps

ndspinelli said...

I have pissed on the San Diego beach incognito several times. You need to factor the wind, know where people are, and pretend you're talking on the phone. Nonchalance is a gift from the Good Lord.