I wonder what lovely souvenirs from my (not happening) vacation I can bring home. Perhaps some cholera, parasites or Zika.Jello Biafra captured a similar sentiment way back in 1980 when he stuck it to the SJWs:
Lyrics after the jump
So you been to school
For a year or two
And you know you've seen it all
In daddy's car
Thinkin' you'll go far
Back east your type don't crawl
Play ethnicky jazz
To parade your snazz
On your five grand stereo
Braggin' that you know
How the niggers feel cold
And the slums got so much soul
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Brace yourself, my dear
It's a holiday in Cambodia
It's tough, kid, but its life
It's a holiday in Cambodia
Don't forget to pack a wife
You're a star-belly sneech
You suck like a leach
You want everyone to act like you
Kiss ass while you bitch
So you can get rich
But your boss gets richer off you
Well you'll work harder
With a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers
'Till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Now you can go where people are one
Now you can go where they get things done
What you need, my son.
Is a holiday in Cambodia
Where people dress in black
A holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll kiss ass or crack
Pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, pol pot, etc.
And it's a holiday in Cambodia
Where you'll do what you're told
A holiday in Cambodia
Where the slums got so much soul
3 comments:
Hmm, never heard or read that before. All things considered I'd rather listen to the Beatles, and I don't even like the Beatles.
I sense a bit of hostility in that, well, in the minute I made it through.
But a guy I work with used to hang out with Jello. Small world.
I thought the last line in the forth stanza was "Don't forget to pack some rice."
You should put up the lyrics for California Uber Alles
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