Crazy Alzheimer's Patient Creepy Uncle Joe pulled another one. No not someone's finger.
He calls a voter who asked him a question that he didn't like a "Dog Faced Pony Solder!"
What the fuck?
What kind of insult is that anyway. I wish I was a pony soldier. Riding with the Duke and Ben Johnson and Hank Worden while we are shooting minorities and banging Maureen O"Hara. I guess he must have been listening to Elizabeth Warren. She said that was an old family curse that they used to use around the wigwam. Then I realized why he did that!
He plagiarized it.
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With Joe you never know. He may heave meant Pony faced dog soldier or soldier faced pony dog or any other combination. He also ran an ad intimating That Buttiguggy is light in the loafers or a loaf with a lighter.
BTW Robert Conrad died, that's 3, after Kirk Douglas and Orson Bean.
Whose Right?
As the years rolled by Ben Johnson put a lot of hard mileage on that face and it got a whole lot grittier;
Gene Autry was a clever dick who took the drugstore cowboy route and he stayed a whole lot purtier.
Joe Plugs is not too far from needing assisted living.
Perhaps he meant to use it on Bernie but failed to do it in the debate and had been kicking himself for blowing it until a voter unintentionally pushed his buttons and it finally came out of his mouth like a hang fire bullet.
Hank Worden was in BTTF III - I just watched that and he is sitting around the table mocking Michael J. Fox's wardrobe. That is an enjoyable movie, and ZZ Top fits right in.
Just more malarkey from the Full Malarkey Tour. Grampa Simpson approves.
I wonder if Slow Joe knows just how bad he's looking.
As I was drifting off to sleep I realized I had misidentified the old timers in the saloon in Back to the Future III - it was not Hank Worden, it was Pat Buttram - my bad. His sidekicks were Harry Carey Jr. and Dub Taylor. You can see the source of my confusion - all those gibberish-spouting pioneer types look alike to me. Heck, to a person, each of them used the phrase "Lying dog-faced pony soldier" in one scene or another.
As you were, at ease, dismount pony soldier, and carry on. Or is it, as is the case with dog meat Gabby Biden, carrion.
Biden strung together a series of noises that turned out to be a sentence. Technically.
Once again, the "conventional wisdom" is completely the opposite of reality.
Biden is not "nice" as we have all been assured. Repeatedly. He's a mean old coot who says mean old coot things. And sniffs little girls. Actually, I don't think that's because he's pervy. I think he thinks it's "charming" and "nice." Like, "Oh, that Joe!" He thinks he can get away with it because he's "nice." Like Chevy Chase is "funny." It's really obviously not, though. These are hollow old men whose public persona's have been kept alive for years by hype and hot air, long after any inner authenticity died off. Time to GO. (But not before Trump kicks his sorry old ass. I mean, what other realistic options do the Dems even have?)
"Like Chevy Chase is 'funny.' "
So you're not the only one. Worst part about his early falling down schtick was that he was the opposite of a falling down goof and we were never to forget that!
Even in his heyday on SNL and in Caddyshack, he was mainly just a smug WASP.
That's the authentic Chevy.
I remember Howard Stern called his house once, sometime in the 80s, and said or implied terrible things to his wife and Chevy was blustering and blubbering and "how dare you." He couldn't get a coherent sentence out. Because he's not funny.
They're trying to make Klobuchar happen.
Talk about out of options!
So I'm not the only one. Boink.
Have you seen Chevy Chase recently. They say you eventually get the face you deserve and he now looks exactly like Dick Cheney.
Fairly recently I heard that Chevy Chase is an SOB in real life. The subject was the sitcom 'Community' which I think is hilarious, but haven't watched much of it.
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