Thursday, October 10, 2013

"White vaginas banned for Ivy League production of Vagina Monologues"

"At this year’s edition of “The Vagina Monologues” jointly staged by Columbia University and Barnard College, the producers have outlawed the vaginas of white students."

The producers unanimously chose to ban white people and their vaginas from participating in the episodic play because they believe white women have been over-represented in past performances, reports The College Fix. They say white women are over-represented in mainstream feminist discourse as well."

Auditions are Wednesday, Oct. 9th for the segregated, separate-but-equal production of “The Vagina Monologues” to be staged by the two prestigious Manhattan schools."

Daily Caller

34 comments:

deborah said...

My white vagina is totally pissed off.

Dear corrupt left, go F yourselves said...

I watched the vagina monologues years ago. I do not recall any vaginas. It was just a woman standing there reading and talking about vaginas.

Am I misremembering or is there an alternate x rated version?

William said...

I thought vaginas were pink.

edutcher said...

First men, now white women.

The Lefties are getting the lists ready, aren't they?

Shouting Thomas said...

@April

Minority vaginas speak with absolute moral authority.

White woman speak with forked vagina!

Dust Bunny Queen said...

All vaginas are the same color. Probably the same color as your appendix.

Now if you want to talk about vulva...that is a different oyster all together.

Shouting Thomas said...

I want to talk about the vulva!

Evi L. Bloggerlady said...

White vaginas? Are they that color when they are dead?

ricpic said...

The Egalitarian Religion demands that whites self-flagellate as repentance for the birth sin of white privilege.

Revenant said...

I'm torn between outrage over the racism involved, and not giving a shit. So far "not giving a shit" is winning.

If ever two groups richly deserved one another, vagina-obsessed feminists and race-obsessed university administrators would be it.

Chip Ahoy said...

That does it! ))) whap ((( I'm not going.

I'm Full of Soup said...

Libruls are mentally ill.

Michael Haz said...

This is important exactly nowhere.

bagoh20 said...
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bagoh20 said...

Cool! That means the white ones will all be roaming free, unencumbered with learning monologue which they were specifically not designed for. How do you write a wolf call? Oooooowwwwwwwwwwlllllll?

For you guys addicted to the un-white variety, I just want to say I feel your pain. Not really. Ha ha!

Shouting Thomas said...

@bagoh20

Bless her heart, my Filipina girlfriend spends her time reading cookbooks.

I don't believe she's ever uttered the word "feminism." Just doesn't interest her. Nor, for that matter, can I recall her ever uttering the word "vagina."

bagoh20 said...

Doesn't the modern liberal world seem exactly like a 1980's parody of what liberalism would be in the future. You never thought it could really happen did you? You thought nobody could be that stupid, that blindingly un-self-aware, but you were wrong. And these people are mostly in political control of things too.

I'm starting to believe the Second Amendment was created by those guys long ago as kind of a right to suicide. You have the right to bear arms so you can kill yourself when your fellow citizens get too stupid to enjoy living with.

bagoh20 said...

ST, that's not fair. Going offshore leaves our American vaginas out of work.

Shouting Thomas said...

I only outsourced to New Jersey, bagoh.

Girlfriend found her way to America on her own!

bagoh20 said...

You still have a lot of choices if you stay with WHITE.

bagoh20 said...

More than half of those in the above link look identical on my screen. Does my computer suck or is that normal?

They taste very different, but you can't use that method in public.

Revenant said...

More than half of those in the above link look identical on my screen. Does my computer suck or is that normal?

It is because your monitor is racist.

Shouting Thomas said...

The racism of inanimate objects deserves far more scholarly attention, and, probably, large federal and state subsidies to create a safe space for minority inanimate objects.

chickelit said...

Confucius say "Happy Crack tickled pink"

JAL said...

Soon there will be nobody pure enough to be a victim.

Get some popcorn. Watch the cat fight.

Palladian said...

I'm waiting for the Foreskin Monologues. Any color will do nicely; it's inadequate girth that needs to be segregated out.

rhhardin said...

October is breast awareness month.

Vagina awareness isn't until May or something, unless it's like supermarket decorations.

AllenS said...

Dust Bunny Queen said...
All vaginas are the same color. Probably the same color as your appendix.

When I had my colonoscopy, I was lightly sedated and was able to watch the whole excursion. When my appendix started to come into view, I thought it was a tumor. Once the camera was in front of it, it looked like a vagina.

We are all women!

Michael Haz said...

AllenS - when do we get to see pictures of the dozer?

AllenS said...

I'll have some pretty soon. I cleared a lot of brush and removed a bunch of box elder trees. I took a picture when I started.

ACK! Just tried to take another picture and the battery in the camera is dead.

Off to WalMart I go...

AllenS said...

I see now that I can charge it.

AllenS said...

Update to the update. I went to retrieve the plug-in cord and noticed that I had an extra battery so I put that in and took some pictures.

Dust Bunny Queen said...

I'm waiting for the Foreskin Monologues. Any color will do nicely; it's inadequate girth that needs to be segregated out.

LOL. Yep. I would be interested in that too.

deborah said...

Bago only knew about that wiki link because he's heavily into interior design. And he was too superior to share his tips in the design thread!