Trooper York said...
Seven Days In November
Oval Office Wednesday November 9, 2016
“Well the election results are in Mr. President” said Jay Carney “It’s a replay of Bush vs Gore.”
“What do you mean Jay?” said the President as he played with his Blackberry. It was never too early to work on his NCAA brackets. “Spell it out for me please.”
“Hillary won the popular vote but it seems that maniac Ted Cruz won the electoral. They are contesting Florida in court and demanding a recount. So it is still up in the air.”
“Either way the country loses Mr. President” piped up Valarie Jarrett who was commonly referred to as Rasputin behind her back. As much for her facial hair as her Svengali like powers over the lazy Chief executive. “Your agenda and legacy will be trashed by either of them. That racist Cruz will destroy Obamacare and wipe out Food Stamps and clean energy. He will be a disaster. The Tea Party will destroy this country and everything we have built. Hillary will be worse. After the way she attacked us and threw you under the bus about Benghazi you know she is going to let loose the dogs to investigate everything that happened during our time of office. We can’t let that happen. It will be a witch hunt. And who is a bigger witch than Hillary?”
“Listen to them Barry” intoned his wife Michelle as she flexed her arm muscles and broke a walnut. She was not referred to as Rasputin even though in fact she actually was a beard. “We have to think outside the box. I mean who says we really have to step down when the country is in chaos? Either one of those damn fools will destroy the America that we have built.”
“Yes that’s true” murmured the distracted President as he tried to figure out how to get the PGA standings on his phone. “Bring me some options on what we can do. But first I have one important question. Jay?”
“Yes sir?”
“What is my tee time today?”
(to be continued)
Oval Office Wednesday November 9, 2016
“Well the election results are in Mr. President” said Jay Carney “It’s a replay of Bush vs Gore.”
“What do you mean Jay?” said the President as he played with his Blackberry. It was never too early to work on his NCAA brackets. “Spell it out for me please.”
“Hillary won the popular vote but it seems that maniac Ted Cruz won the electoral. They are contesting Florida in court and demanding a recount. So it is still up in the air.”
“Either way the country loses Mr. President” piped up Valarie Jarrett who was commonly referred to as Rasputin behind her back. As much for her facial hair as her Svengali like powers over the lazy Chief executive. “Your agenda and legacy will be trashed by either of them. That racist Cruz will destroy Obamacare and wipe out Food Stamps and clean energy. He will be a disaster. The Tea Party will destroy this country and everything we have built. Hillary will be worse. After the way she attacked us and threw you under the bus about Benghazi you know she is going to let loose the dogs to investigate everything that happened during our time of office. We can’t let that happen. It will be a witch hunt. And who is a bigger witch than Hillary?”
“Listen to them Barry” intoned his wife Michelle as she flexed her arm muscles and broke a walnut. She was not referred to as Rasputin even though in fact she actually was a beard. “We have to think outside the box. I mean who says we really have to step down when the country is in chaos? Either one of those damn fools will destroy the America that we have built.”
“Yes that’s true” murmured the distracted President as he tried to figure out how to get the PGA standings on his phone. “Bring me some options on what we can do. But first I have one important question. Jay?”
“Yes sir?”
“What is my tee time today?”
(to be continued)
40 comments:
"Can I launch drones from the golf course?
You can't really expect the Diversity hire to work. That's not their job.
"You can't really expect the Diversity hire to work. That's not their job."
Yep, if you really want a competent left-wing extremist get someone like Joe Biden.
I am pleasantly disposed that Trooper York if mentioning a potential that I talked about a year ago.
I think Obama is a figure head, but if he's useful, they'll keep him.
AllenS said on the prior thread (vis a vis military coup potential)...
Most people in the military have no ammo. They are only issued ammunition when they are given it by their superiors. It is closely monitored ... It would have to take the officer corps do defy Obama, ...
He is 101% correct. I've been there done that. In one case my squad was rationed 5 rounds for our M16A1's and sent out to manage a mob of almost 10,000. We were told to "fix bayonets" ... we did, and we figured we each had 4 (legal) rounds for the shit-heads and one for ourself. No shit.
At present, as I have said many times here and elsewhere, do not trust anyone over the rank of Lieutenant Colonel...and vet that bastard harshly...will he/she really do exactly what he/she asks of you?
Whoever controls the firepower controls the event. Simple.
Obama may be the only candidate who could ever make a worse President than John McCain would. He's a real overachiever in that regard.
Nope McCain would've been worse. Everything bad O' did from 2009-2013 McCain would've signed off on.
Plus: We would've got three wars and Amnesty (Do it for Teddy Kennedy!)
Then after the McCain massive defeat in 2012 we'd have a democrat congress and Hillary!
You need to go a little easy on the nitroglycerin, Troop.
But then who knows. Maybe Johnny McCain would've visited the front lines during the Russo-American war of 2011 and been killed.
Then President Palin - whoohoo!
@rcocean: Unfortunately for you, Althouse, and Cedarford (other vocal experts on exactly what a McCain would have brought), the premise is untestable. I told Cedarford this over a year ago. It's like imagining exactly what a Gore presidency would have been like.
In other words, stop blaming McCain. Obama is a big boy and can take the heat.
All I care about is race relations and the self-esteem of black men, and McCain would have been much better on those issues.
"In other words, stop blaming McCain. Obama is a big boy and can take the heat."
Obama has been a disaster. Johnny McCain would've been a bigger disaster. Short-term and long-term.
Unless he died after election day, and Palin took over.
A lot of Republicans can't accept that they screwed the pooch when they nominated Johnny "Lets win one for Teddy" McCain. Sadly, these morons are now pumping for Christie - just like they pumped for Romney in 2012.
In other words, stop blaming McCain
I'll stop blaming McCain for things when the dumb son-of-a-bitch finally retires from politics.
Cruz would wipe out Food Stamps? Ha ha ha ha ha. Duh EBT card don' woik duh country boin to the groun'. Now shut up an' gibsmedat.
Trooper has been hoarding those nitro pills for some reason!!
WHAAA?? Who removed Troops comment? Late to the party here and missed the fun!
To hell with theses hosers, I want to know what Michelle's mom has to say.
(And we're overdue for a Sherlock.)
Bags @6:44
Lets go Sox.
0 - 0 bottom of the 3rd
I'm watching with the folks. will check in here and there.
Red Sox ahead on a bases loaded double by MVP Victorino. whatabout big papi?
BHO is too lazy to go through the motions again. The perks on the other side require way less and bring in more money.
6 - Nothing
Red Sox
Lem -- how are you holding up?
:-)
It's actually her Auntie Medea in "Tyler Perry's White House of Pain."
Good idea Deb.
Let's Go Red Sox!
The city is on fire, like flaming, tonight!
Peeps everywhere on the streets here in fab, expensive, liberal, peoples republic of Cambridge.
tits.
The college students at BU, Northeastern, Emerson, Suffolk and BC are going to torch the city tonight.
Can't wait!
The deepest blue state in the U.S. just won!
Suck on it flyover grossie states!
tits.
The Red Sox win again!
A little anti-climactic, but, I'll take it.
John Henry with his hands in his pockets reminds me of Bush 41 looking at his watch while debating Bill Clinton.
Oh, yeah, that's right...it was a scream, though :)
Grats, Lem!!!
Thanks everybody.
Big Papi thanks God. I thank Big Papi for thanking God.
Moving goodbye words by a guy who truly loves the game. Tim McCarver. I'm going to miss him.
Congratulations Lem.
You only have to win nineteen more to catch up.
Good Luck.
If Ricky Branch were alive he would say that is poor sportsmanship.
Well maybe so.
But Boston still sucks.
Just sayn'
Did Ricky Branch have any offshoots?
Congratulations for your team, Lem.
JAL said...
BHO is too lazy to go through the motions again. The perks on the other side require way less and bring in more money.
From your keyboard to God's eyes, this may the only thing that keeps him from demanding a 3rd+ term..easier & more money.
So...you're the guy who is going to miss that chattering fool, McCarver. Millions of baseball fans, w/ no Boston affiliation, were rejoicing knowing it was the last time they had to hear that mofo make the same STUPID point 17 fucking times!
Is there a website to sign up to be a baseball fan?
Does it work?
(And we're overdue for a Sherlock.)
Not until January, deborah. But the good news is that the two stars of the show are going to finance a FOURTH season themselves.
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